This is my roommate, Caro. She is very strong. This is a picture of her breaking a punching machine because she hit it so hard. Hit it, Caro.
Caroline has stupid abs. She also likes to give herself Martha Washington hair and go for night swims. Swim, Caro.
Caro is a very good driver. This makes her happy. Drive, Caro.
Sometimes when we roll down hills we get the giggles. Roll, Caro.
Nobody messes with Caro. She can be very tough when provoked. Strike, Caro.
Caro is lovely. One day she will make a man very happy. He will not be a statue. Love, Caro.
Yesterday, I was sad. Before I could say anything, Caro went to the liquor store, baked me brownies, bought me ice cream, and assembled a collection of chick flicks to choose from. And when I couldn't take anymore crying and estrogen, Caro shoveled me off the floor and sent me on my way. She also made sure everything I wore matched and didn't have tags sticking out.
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